Thursday, August 20, 2009

Thoughts While Driving in the Car Today

1. New York is not humid. Tennessee is humid. And don't forget about that heat index factor, which I think they should rename, "the real temperature." Because isn't that what it is?

2. Yes, it would be funny if everyone in the whole wide world's underwear fell off at the same time. (I actually didn't think this, but was told this by Calvin.)

3. Wyatt really doesn't understand this new baby thing. I know because he asked, "Am I in your tummy?"

4. How do I get water out of my ears? Nothing works.

5. I can't believe summer is winding down. That's soooooo lame-o.

6. Are those huge passenger vans labeled "Police" really allowed to pull people over and give them tickets ('cause I saw some dude get pulled over by one today). I thought those were just for show.

7. If I were going to be any kind of singer, it would have to be in the genre of monster rock ballads. Nuff said.

8. I feel so sorry for construction workers. I think that working outside in the blazing heat in jeans and a flannel shirt must be the most miserable thing.

9. I wonder how many miles per hour I can run. I guess about 5.

10. Did we ever see Dr. Claw's face (you know, from Inspector Gadget)?

2 comments:

campblondie said...

Hop on one foot (the side of the ear the water is in) with your head tilted to that side. This may prove problematic in your delicate state, but give it shot it works. To remove water I mean......because I have no idea if we ever saw Dr. Claw's face.

Mom said...

We could have a lot of fun conversations with those thoughts!