Yes, Noah and I went to the city with some of our good friends tonight, and I learned a few things:
1. They call it "bitter cold" not because the wind is bitter, but because you feel so bitter after you have been out in it.
2. When I get really cold my nose makes TONS of snot. And what am I going to do about it? With those big gloves on I can't really take a swipe at it. And honestly that's gross. What do you do with no tissue and a runny nose and big, fat man gloves on? I just did this fake fix thing where I leaned my head way back, like maybe the snot would just migrate back up. No Dice. It just ran down a little. And I pretended that it didn't. And then I sniffled a lot. Yeah, yeah, gross. I know, but I wasn't about to take those gloves off for anything.
3. I married a gentleman. Even after trying to convince me to take a hat and gloves, he still took his off and gave them to me as he froze. Then he gave me the real cherry on top with the sweet looks and laughter at my recycled jokes. He even took a picture for me of the strange man/woman sitting beside me on the subway who had crafted his/her own jewelry out of paper money. {sigh} He melts me. I think i want to do something special for him for Valentine's Day. I'm thinking maybe even a second Man Pit. It's sort of like a vacation home. His second man pit might be somewhere such as under the couch. You catch my drift.
4. New York Burger Company does make a good burger. Try the thousand island on it. You won't regret it. Seriously. I don't even like Thousand Island. To be honest I don't even know what Thousand Island is supposed to mean or even imply. A thousand delicious islands? A thousand years on an island? Thousands of islands? I don't know, but it sure was tasty.
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that burger does sound yummy. i made that other yummy sandwich you posted too. i had to substitute a different meat but with all the butter i don't think you could tell a difference....YUMMY!!!!!!
Bitter cold, yes. The snot I only noticed a little. Noah is a gentleman. But so is Taylor...I mean opening your car door, what a fellow. And you can't forget Conrad, lugging around the ladybug diaper bag all over the city.
The real gentleman was the man you did sit next to on the subway. I noticed that beautiful glass eye he was wearing and the the way he was crumbling that stale bread with his germy, money jewelry wearing hands. MMMmmm
Mmmmmmm is the New York Burger Co. onion fries with the chipotle honey dipping sauce.
i like thousand island on burgers too. but not on salad. it's like fry sauce, and kudos to noah. although he probably didn't have to fake laugh. your jokes are always funny, recycled or not.
I told you so, I warned you, you should have listened, maybe next time you will...catch my drift? :) Tell Noah thanks for taking care of my girl. And really, I always knew you were a big snot! I love you with all the tender love of an adoring mother.
I've had my own experience with the bitter cold of NYC - remember - you were there. That day in China Town was miserable! MISERABLE!
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