Just So You Know

I don't Believe in:
1. Subarus. I know that I could be wrong about these automobiles, but I'm just not that into them and consequently, would never recommend them to a friend.
2. Santa. Sorry. Don't let older kids read this. But I'm 29. Secrets Out.
3. Painting my fingernails. Toenails - yes. I always feel like my fingers look strange with polish on them.
4. Adhering strictly to a recipe. It's too much of a commitment. I'm already married. I don't need much more commitment.
5. Teasing someone so that it hurts their feelings. I always feel bad if I ever make someone else feel bad. I love to tease, but if I can tell that it might hurt someones feeling, I just try and use the joke on myself.
6. Bangs. Seriously, I tried it, but my face was not that into it. I couldn't quit trying to get them off my forehead, and isn't that the point anyway? To let them touch your face?

I Do Believe:
1. You should help your kids believe in Santa until they are just too clever to hide it from them. That's how you keep the magic.
2. Fabric softener can change the quality of your life, especially if you have fine,static, prone hair.
3. Some people just have a gift for knowing what clothes to wear and how to look fashionable.
4. Birthday cake should be it's own delightful food group.
5. Minty gum can give your child's diaper a minty smell. Ewwwwww! But true.
6. Men like long hair.
7. Going to bed early takes mucho discipline.
8. Good friends are hard to find. You should always be grateful to have them.