Calvin's House
1. Carve my initials in his kitchen table and claim that I didn't know it would never come out.
2. Pile all of my clean clothes in the dirty clothes so I don't have to put them away.
Wyatt's House
1. Pee in his shower with my clothes on just to make Calvin laugh.
2. Sprinkle legos on the floor of his bedroom.
3. As soon as I walk in his front door, I will take off my clothes and sit on the kitchen table in my undies.
Cyrus' House
1. Pee in the clean sock bin while I am in time out.
2. Climb into his bed in the middle of the night and in my very best loud whisper ask for a drink of water. (repeat this one 3 times in one night).
3. Right after he makes his bed, I will burrow under the 6 decorative pillows and make them tumble to the ground. I will probably do this one 5-6 times a day as needed.
5 comments:
I love it! It's better than the mom curse (some day you will have children just like you)! This way you get the complete satisfaction that comes with revenge! You are a wise woman.
love this !
In 20 years their kids will do it for you! You know, what goes around comes around. Great post!
Bwahahahaha!
I can't say how much I love this. It really gave me a good laugh. Now I'm thinking of planning my own 2033 to do list for my kids. I'm excited just thinking about it.
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