Hello. My name is Cyrus, and I'm a compulsive mess maker. I have been making messes for about 2 months now, and I can't seem to stop. I love to pull out every pot and pan in my Mom's kitchen, scatter every one's shoes to places that they will never find them, and throw away important family objects (including two remote controls, shoes, food, and valuable electronics). I try hard to reach things on the kitchen table using only my tippy toes. I have pulled down several bowls of cereal right on my own face, which always makes me cry. If I can't find a mess to make anywhere, I'll try to shred any paper that I can get my meaty fingers on. I have a problem. My favorite mess to make is to pull all of the dirty clothes out of the laundry basket and scatter them all over the house. I DON'T RESPECT CLEANLINESS, AND I NEVER WILL! Good thing our family has this guy:
Sucker.
3 comments:
Oh, the scattering stage!! Why do you vex Katie??
P.S. "sucker" made me laugh. "ol" even.
oh. I. feel. your. pain. Um I wonder why? could you send me one of those "suckers"?
PS You must have really made an impression on me, cuz your still cropping up in my dreams in the most random ways-- you've gone from being my editor to my hair stylist :)
Oh, and I laughed when I realized I could see your reflection in both pictures!
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