Public Apology to My Family Concerning Dinner

Family, loved ones:

I apologize for "The Pot Pie Debacle" on Tuesday night. Never again will I deviate from this recipe due to missing ingredients and general laziness. I will always remember that we like more crust and less filling. Calvin, I want to specifically apologize for the "yucky smell" emitted from the pot pie. I now realize that adults have a more accurately honed nose than children. I will certainly commit this to memory and never subject you to it again. Wyatt, you must forgive me that I did not cut out a puppy shape from the crust to release the steam - - - my most sincere regret. Cyrus, you are lucky that you couldn't choke this down. It might have ruined your perceptions of table food. And last, but not least, Noah, thanks for being the Pot Pie Hero. You took it like a man. I hope, dear family, that the Krispy Kreme donuts made up for Tuesday's indiscretion. It certainly made me feel better.

{This Picture of Cutie Should Aleviate Any Hard Feelings}