Wyatt-isms

During the "business" portion of Family Home Evening, each member of the family takes a moment to discuss what "business" they have. Noah and I basically coordinate our schedules. Calvin and Wyatt are usually either running around the room or fighting. Needless to say, it is still a little baffling to them just what their "business" is.

This week, when asked what his business was, Wyatt responded, "Uhhhhh, puppies."

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What do you mean you can't see the similarities in Wario (Ninetendo character) and Wyatt? Clearly, Wyatt is wearing green shoes (okay, so they are camo slippers, but they are green), overalls (hey, don't tell him that my apron is not a pair of overalls, he would be devastated), and a yellow Wario hat (fine. it's a khaki, plaid hat that is 10 times too big).

Dress up at our house is a bit of a stretch at times. I maintain my opinion; however, that it is not how closely the clothes look like your dress up character, but rather, your Mom's ability to convince you that they resemble what you need.

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What I heard Calvin whispering in Edith Pack's ear, while his brother Wyatt had excused himself to use the bathroom:

"Wyatt said if you paid him 25 cents he would let you see his poop."

First:

Ewww.

Secondly:

I admire his entrepreneurial spirit. Noah and I now rest assured that he won't have to struggle financially in life.