Possible Problems with this creepy spider:
1. He's pink.
2. He's really more tickish that spider.
3. With deformed legs like that I'd be surprised if he could get to anything fast enough to bite it. Even if it is a black widow, it looks as though it's wearing shoulder pads and has arthritis. Not threatening, menacing, or frightening. All of those qualities must be present in spooky decor, no?
Exhibit B
Wyatt's Costume
He wants to be a puppy for Halloween. I want to fulfill his wildest dreams . . . . . .
BUT
we already have a Batman costume, size 3T (With muscles built in! How much cooler can it get?)
So for now he has been settling for a doggy picture with a cardboard cutout for a face. It's still cute, but as mentioned - - - it's a little mediocre.
The only problem may be how he is going to carry his candy bucket while holding the card. We'll have to tape it to his head, I guess.
Come on, I'm kidding. I wouldn't tape that to his head. Unless. . . .
5 comments:
That picture of Wyatt is so cute! He looks so proud and so disappointed at the same time. You know, for most Halloweens, we get oversized hoodies in the appropriate color, and accessorize. We did ducks with craft foam visors and googly eyes hot glued on, and monkeys with ears and a tail and a bellybutton glued on. Then, I get leggings to match. Ok, maybe not the coolest, but better then a card, come on.
I got nothin' for that spider, though.
unless... he's okay with it? :)
Wyatt looks so funny! That costume is Awesome! What a cute puppy. maybe put the picture on a paint stick so he can hold it with one hand. That would work, don't you think?
Bahahaha! I love the costume! At least you've gotten far enough to think about what your kids are gonna be for Halloween...maybe I should start thinking....NOW!!! Oh and BTW, I did get the AWESOME diaper holder that you sent! I LOVE IT...and I will blog about it...someday...maybe today...or maybe another day...but THANKS!!! MWWAAHHH!!
OK but tears are streaming down my cheeks. hilarious.
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