What I would rather be doing instead of completing my distance education Grammar class assignments:
1. Go into labor without an epidural.
2. Have a C-section without an epidural.
3. Throw Up.
4. Anything.
5. Run a marathon in the rain with a blister on every single toe.
6. Get whiplash.
7. Watch three solid days of Antiques Road Show.
8. Relive every single awkward middle school moment.
9. Get a bikini wax.
10. Sit in jail.
11. Get thrown-up on.
12. Work at Chick-fil-A.
13. Listen to Barry Manilow.
14. Scrub the toilet.
15. Babysit twelve small children by myself without knowing when their Mom is supposed to come and get them.
16. Pay the full price toll to the Verrazzano Bridge.
17. Sit in a room without windows in humid Tennessee without A/C.
18. Accidently get a butch haircut.
19. Trip in front of everyone I know and fall down.
20. Relive the moment at the beach a year ago when my top fell down, and I didn't even know it.
21. Eat liver.
3 comments:
So explain why your doing this then???? :) Is it a cont. edu. thing?
It is so obvious that you were meant to be a creative writer...why are you so worried about grammar?
well you could have write for you and then you would feel like you just did ALL of those 21 things!
i hope that baby comes soon!
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