As I walked to the top of the stairs to watch Lost with Noah, I said to him, "What is that wonderful, fruity smell???"
To which Noah replied, "I don't know, but it does smell good."
Fast forward to 40 minutes later during a commercial break.
After realizing what the smell could be, I rushed upstairs in a frenzy but found myself pleasantly surprised.
I would like to take a moment to point out Wyatt's proficiency in mess making. 
Not only was the smell of the shampoo so blissful to the sniffer (which made cleanup enjoyable), it was a very well-crafted mess (if you could even call it that).
To compound the greatness, was the ease and stealth in which he committed his act. We never heard a sound. So, we were able to relax and not have to holler, "Hey, get back in bed." No, he let us dawdle along in our contentedness. That's professionalism.
A large portion of the goo was directly in the toilet, with only a smidge of it actually on the seat. How thoughtful!! Let's be honest, if anywhere on your body needs a refreshing smell, the hiney-fanny just might be it. We did wipe this up though because you don't want any slide-age on the throne. Not good. (look closely for the thin pink layering)
A large portion of the goo was directly in the toilet, with only a smidge of it actually on the seat. How thoughtful!! Let's be honest, if anywhere on your body needs a refreshing smell, the hiney-fanny just might be it. We did wipe this up though because you don't want any slide-age on the throne. Not good. (look closely for the thin pink layering)
The best part was that most of the stuff was IN THE BATHTUB!!!! What a gentleman! All I had to do was turn on the shower head to rinse away the mess.
There wasn't even a drop of it on the floor.He was stealthy, thorough, and thoughtful.
And that is why I commend you and salute you as Most Respectable Mess Maker of January 19th.
Thank you, Wyatt. Thank you.
7 comments:
What a sweet guy! How do I get me one of those!
I think he was bathing Rico.
What a joy to have around. Always so considerate.
He should give classes to other kids on being so thoughtful in their mess making. I would pay for Benji to take them.
See Katie, all that teaching, training, training, teaching does work. A neat mess is the best! High Five Wyatt!
This reminds me of the song,"Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap." "I'd go slippy and I'd go slidey right down everybody's hidie, oh I wish I were a little bar of soap." You have to sing it with a lisp though. Good ole girl's camp days!
Hi Katie! Your blog is great and your kids are so cute! You make a great mommy! How nice to have boys that are polite in their mess-making. You'll have to tell me how you did it in case I have any boys. Heck, girls need training too!
I feel like I have been missing out all this time not reading your blog til now. You are the funniest writer, Katie! HAHAHAHAHA! You had to have killed it in English writing papers!
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