My love for all things sticky, sweet, and delicious has driven me to keep a running list of items I would put in a sweet shop and/or bakery. The list includes, but is not limited to:
1. Chocolate Chip Cookies
2. Whoopie Pies
3. Fruit Pizza
4. Cupcakes, Cupcakes, Cupcakes!!!!! (yellow w/chocolate frosting, chocolate on chocolate, etc. you get the point)
5. Bite-size caramel apples on sticks.
6. Tennessee Walking Sticks (pretzel rods dipped in caramel and drizzled with pecans and chocolate)
7. Peanut Butter Kiss cookies
8. Fruit Pies and Cobblers (in the fall)
9. Chocolate Covered Cherries
10. Huge, big, fat slices of Red Velvet Cake
11. FUDGE
12. Cranberry Orange Muffins
13. Banana Bread
14. Nathan's Brownies
15. And Jello. Kidding. I don't think that is a dessert. At all.
The list goes on, but I think that you get the idea. I think that I might name it: What Katie's Craving. Because as far as I can tell those desserts don't have anything in common with each other except that I am probably thinking of one or more of them at any given moment.
Anyway, the plan is to get my kids a little bit older and then open up some sort of shop to fulfill my sugar-filled fantasies. I am currently taking applications for cash register and frosting taster. Please make sure to put your name, qualifications, and ideal salary (please note that you will be paid in desserts). I am also accepting menu item and store name suggestions. You will be awarded in futuristic dental money (a.k.a. - a free cleaning from Noah in about 3-4 years).
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oooohhh, hire me! you can pay me in fudge.
I'd do it; I used to work as a cashier in Pathmark, and before that, Stop and Shop. Sounds like the perfect set-up: sweets to rot my teeth, and then a cleaning. Your customers would be Noah's most frequently seen patients.
You should name the place "Sinful" because it all sounds so good I feel bad already. You bet I would work for ya and Jarom can do all the legal work for those who try to sue you for making them fat with your unbelievably, delicious food!
I'd like to apply for the frosting taster. But I only use my fingers. I hope that's not against the food handling rules.
I think you should name it "Noah's job security and future Weight Watcher customers."
uh...I'd like some whoopee cakes, and an orange butter velvet cupcake, on a stick, please.
Did you take your smoothies off the recipe? What about sugar cookies? Wha-huh? No giant heart shaped sugar cookies?
Okay then...I'll try some of your famous chocolate covered fudge bananas, that's bread.
And tell Nathan I said hello.
That'll be to go. I've got an appointment. With my dentist.
Cha-ching.
I think you should just call it Yo Momma's. or We'll Take Your Pain Away.
as i was reading this post i thought good thing this girly married a dentist... not that your teeth look anything like you eat this much sugar but i guess that would be the dentist thing HUH!... funny how that works.
please add gourmet hot cocoa to the menu. and i will me the cocoa maker k.
I LUV IT! lol.. aren't u too the perfect pair! ;-) lol... I'd definitley work for u... milkshakes would be a heavenly payment! (along with the free dental of course!)
I'd so be up for that job! Do I get points in the hiring process since my name's Katy too? :P
I don't think I'd be a very good employee I'd eat the profits ~ :( or I could be your best customer yeah that sounds safer and better Hmmmm. Can't wait for it to open some day and as far as the dentist well, I think I could already be one of Noah's patients NOW, sad to say.
I thought of another name. Sweet Tooth Ache.
Okay, I totally reserve all duties and responsibilities and RIGHTS to the Chocolate department of this sweet shop. I need no payment, all I require is someone to roll me out on a stretcher and take me home each night as I moan in total extasty.
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