To Do List for 2033

In 20 years, if my children don't have their own children, I am going to visit their homes and complete the following TO DO items:

Calvin's House

1.  Carve my initials in his kitchen table and claim that I didn't know it would never come out.
2.  Pile all of my clean clothes in the dirty clothes so I don't have to put them away.

3.  Just after he spends 30 minutes making me dinner and just before he takes his first bite of food, I will ask him for a milk refill.

Wyatt's House

1.  Pee in his shower with my clothes on just to make Calvin laugh.
2.  Sprinkle legos on the floor of his bedroom.
3.  As soon as I walk in his front door, I will take off my clothes and sit on the kitchen table in my undies.

Cyrus' House

1.  Pee in the clean sock bin while I am in time out.
2.  Climb into his bed in the middle of the night and in my very best loud whisper ask for a drink of water. (repeat this one 3 times in one night).
3.  Right after he makes his bed, I will burrow under the 6 decorative pillows and make them tumble to the ground.  I will probably do this one 5-6 times a day as needed.